Tuesday, June 20, 2017

The Book of Henry: Holy Crap, Where Do I Begin?


The Book of Henry is a bad movie, but it’s bad in a very unique way. On the surface, it’s competent on a technical level. The camera work, cinematography and editing are all decent, and it’s very clear from the performances that both the actors and director see something in the story that I might be missing. A movie can survive failings in all those categories as long as the story is good, and the script is so packed to the gills with clichés, insufferable characters and baffling decisions that follow a logic foreign to most sane minds, that knowing the director of this movie is going to direct Star Wars Episode IX makes me fear for the future of the franchise. But it’s hard to go into detail about why this movie doesn’t work without spoilers, so consider this your warning.

Our story follows Henry (Jaeden Lieberher), a child prodigy who’s not only way smarter than his classmates, but also his teachers, his mother (Naomi Watts) and just about everyone else in town. He’s also incredibly emotionally mature for his age, so he spends his time looking after his little brother Peter (Jacob Tremblay), and even doing his mom’s finances since she can’t do them herself. He immediately suspects that his next-door neighbor Christine (Maddy Zeigler) is being physically (and possibly sexually) abused by her stepfather (Dean Norris), but when he tries to tell the adults, they either don’t believe him or don’t want to get involved since the stepfather is also the police commissioner. Halfway through the movie Henry gets a brain tumor and dies, but he leaves a notebook for his mother with detailed instructions on how to kill their neighbor.

Yeah, it’s that kind of movie.

There are several things wrong with this movie, but the biggest problem has to be the violent tone shift. The first half hour or so is some of the most aggressively twee pap you’ll come across. Just think about every schmaltzy feel-good family movie starring a precocious moppet in the past 25 years condensed into 30 minutes and you’ve got the first act. There are several moments and set pieces that are supposed to be whimsical, but just come across as eye rolling. (He builds Rube Goldberg machines! He has a kickass treehouse! He handles the family’s finances while his mom plays video games!) But the charm doesn’t really work since most of the characters are annoying and unlikable. We’re told throughout the movie that Henry is this golden boy that everyone loves, but every instance of him interacting with other people just makes him look like a smug, anti-social buzzkill. He knows how more intelligent he is than everyone else, but he’s totally self-righteous about it. My tolerance was broken when he’s hospitalized and he explains his illness to his doctor. His mom isn’t much better since she’s the reversal of Henry’s character. She’s basically a functioning alcoholic, but her drinking is only brought up once and then immediately forgotten about. It does kind of help explain some things, but the movie can’t really decide if her childishness makes her a good mom or a bad mom. The dynamic between her and Henry is like that between Dexter from Dexter’s Laboratory and his parents if it were played completely straight.

After Henry dies, not only does the movie become significantly darker, but the plot goes completely off the rails. The tonal shift I don’t mind. Hell, one of my favorite movies of all time starts off as a wacky comedy before dropping all pretenses and becoming a serious drama. But while comedy and tragedy go hand in hand, not even the best writers could make a smooth transition between child cancer tearjerker and that same kid having extremely meticulous plans for a murder.

This is a movie that requires an incredibly high suspension of disbelief, and it constantly tries to find the snapping point in that threshold. I could shrug off some nonsensical plot points like how Henry was able to make financial investments that set the family up for life and yet his mom continues to work as a waitress and drive a beat-up car, but there were moments where that patience was put to the test. After the mom gets ahold of Henry’s notebook, it leads her to a safe filled with items needed to do the deed, including a tape recorder and a tape that walk her through the process step by step, and even predicts what she’s going to say when she’s going to say it. From that point on, she keeps having conversations with this tape, and I kept waiting for the joke to be over and yet it kept on going for most of the rest of the movie. I can buy this kid being smart enough to think several steps ahead, but having post-mortem clairvoyance? That’s really pushing it. There’s also one moment at the end that’s supposed to be the emotional capstone that I dare not spoil here, that’s played as cute and is supposed to be the brother’s last tribute to Henry, but it has some very disturbing implications.

At the end of the day, I can’t for the life of me figure out who The Book of Henry is for. The plot’s a mess, the characters are awful, it doesn’t really work as the whimsical kid’s movie it dresses up as, most of the adults are going to lose their patience with it really fast. It almost makes me want to encourage you to see it anyway, because I haven’t even scratched the surface of everything wrong with this misguided piece of saccharine garbage, and some of its most baffling moments just have to be seen to be believed. I honestly almost feel kind of bad for trashing it since there’s clearly a lot of sincerity behind it, but just because you believe in your creation doesn’t mean the rest of us are going to buy it.


3/10

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