Monday, July 17, 2017

The Little Hours: If the Catholic League Hates It Then It Must Be Good, Right?


How much mileage can you get out of a single joke? It’s a challenge that many comedic screenwriters have set up for themselves with varying degrees of success. Some movies can wring the most out of a joke and find new ways to tell it without losing its comedic impact, while others quickly run out of steam and drag it out until a 90-minute movie feels like three hours. But a good cast can go a long way, too. In the case of The Little Hours, which sports a solid ensemble, including a few SNL and Parks & Recreation alumni, they’ve been able to get a lot out of a movie that doesn’t have any joke to tell besides “Hey, what if we had a bunch of nuns, but they were all raunchy and sexy?”

Our story takes place in a convent in 14th Century Italy and follows a trio of nuns: Alessandra (Alison Brie), the daughter of a merchant who donates to the convent, the aggressive, foul-mouthed Fernanda (Aubrey Plaza), who has some rather dark secrets, and the introverted tattletale Ginevra (Kate Micucci). The sisters toil away with the tedium of routine, with their days being a perpetual cycle of chores and prayers, driving them stir-crazy to the point that they start passing the time by verbally abusing their poor farmhand until they drive him away. Their Father (John C. Reilly) bring in a new servant, Massetto (Dave Franco), who has a price on his head after his lord (Nick Offerman) caught him in bed with his wife. For his own protection, he has to pretend to be deafmute, which is easier said than done when Fernanda starts tormenting him and Alessandra gets the hots for him.

Incidentally, The Little Hours seems like an accidental parody of The Beguiled, in that it’s an interesting take on an exploitative premise, but where that drew influence from a pulpy Clint Eastwood film and uses it to subvert the gender dynamics, this draws from a story from The Decameron (an old collection of bawdy short stories in the vein of 1,001 Nights and The Canterbury Tales) and plays it for laughs. The characters, dialogue, and even the plot to some extent, are incredibly anachronistic. With a few minor changes, this story could easily be set in a boarding school. Plaza is in her deadpan comfort zone as a jaded, slutty hipster long before those even existed, Brie is the closest thing the abbey has to a spoiled rich kid since her dad is financing the place, and even Franco’s performance has hints of Heath Ledger’s in 10 Things I Hate About You. The rest of the cast has some stellar performances, from John C. Reilly’s functional alcoholic priest, to Molly Shannon playing her character straight as the only person who actually fits into this time period, to a late-game cameo from Fred Armisen as an exasperated bishop who has to deal with aftermath of their revelry.

With its all-star cast and ripe-for-satire premise, this looks primed to be a spiritual successor to Monty Python’s The Life of Brian or, to a far lesser extent, Ken Russell’s The Devils, but it never goes quite as far as either of those go. That’s because the script opts to be a comedy of behavior instead of manic slapstick, and has more in common with a Christopher Guest mockumentary. Unfortunately, that does mean that the jokes are a bit hit or miss, especially since the movie is running on one joke. It’s funny to hear a group of medieval nuns talk like bitchy millennials at first, but it does start to wear thin after a while. But the laughs mostly come from the characters’ interactions with each other. Our three main characters all attempt to have sex with Massetto with varying degrees of success, and one of the best parts of the movie is Franco’s silently reacting to the madness going on around him as he tries desperately to not blow his cover. In fact, my favorite scene in the whole movie is when he sneaks into Alessandra’s room, but has to sneak back out without making a sound when an old nun blindly walks in on them.

Perhaps I’m judging it based on what I wanted it to be rather than what it is, but The Little Hours didn’t quite meet my expectations. It’s still funny and has some great performances and genuinely funny moments, and some of its more sacrilegious moments will have some people clutching their pearls, even if it seems tame in comparison to movies cut from the same cloth. I feel like this movie would’ve done much better if it came out in the early 70’s when the whole nunsploitation sub-genre was taking off, but as it is, it’s a good time even if the joke is one-note.

7/10

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